Brutus committed to the bit 100%.
Brutus, buddy, this is absolutely hilarious, but I think I understand now why Dante put you in the lowest pit of hell.
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Yeah you say this, except there's a good chance you were chronically dehydrated as a kid. The reason you didn't think you were is because a) no one was talking about dehydration at the time, and b) the effects weren't immediately obvious.
But when my grown-up massage clients get on my table and I have to keep reapplying lotion because their skin absorbs the first layer immediately? When they have a million "knots" because their soft tissue fibers got dried out, lost their elasticity and became sticky, basically glued themselves together, and now it hurts when you move your arm like this, or your neck is always achey?
Yeah, that's chronic dehydration. That's shit that builds up over years of not drinking enough water (and/or not stretching, and/or having shitty posture, and/or not healthily processing your difficult emotions, and/or...)
Health is mostly maintenance. You have to act in "healing" ways consistently if you don't want to spend your life in a cycle of pain -> fix -> same pain again. And the younger you start, the better your results will be.
So yeah, treat the youth and yourself like beached orcas and drink that water.
wow i missed painting shit on fabric and staring at it for hours in awe of my ability
…I’ll always reblog the frog.
Counterpoint: Matsumoto Hoji, active c. 1875
That’s a compelling counterpoint
Look, on one hand, private likes are a great thing for privacy and it should have just been the default
On the other hand. This is very funny.
People who wanna get back to the past don’t know anything about the past. Everything from conservatives thinking that women used to be better in the past to teens thinking that the 90s were better for some reason. None of it is exactly like you think it is from your vague understanding of it.
So using the base price of low quality large eggs per egg at my local grocery store (12¢) and the sell price of low quality eggs in stardew valley (95G) 0.01USD is equal to 7.9G
When you start in stardew valley you have 500 G. So using our new conversion rate based on large eggs, the farmer shows up to their new life with the clothes on their back, some bad farming equipment, and $63.29
That’s the same amount of money that your mom or dad finds in an envelope that grandpa left for you. So grandpa left you a farm and $63
The maths is actually off on this, if 1 cent is 7.9 gold then 500÷7.9 is in fact roughly 63, but that is not in dollars but cents
You show up with the clothes on your back, shitty farming equipment, and less than a dollar
Oh yeah.
I was extremely tired when I did this.
op was too tired of grandpa’s shit
Okay I did the math with a larger sample size and I found 500g is about 5.03 USD
Still not great
If we just assume that 1 G=1 Japanese yen I think my brain can understand it better. I think that’s close enough.
Never mind the conversion rates have changed since I checked last. That no longer makes any sense.
According to historical data JPY¥500 on the day the game released was equivalent to EUR€4.00 (the most stable currency since February 26th 2016), which would be worth €4.94 today, which lines up with @lord-plants's calculation (it converts to $5.37 but the dollar ain't doing too well these days so a volatile number is expected).
Okay, sure.
You must’ve spent the last of your money on tools and a bus ticket before the game starts.
Also grandpa really was a worse farmer than you are damn only 10,000 for the labor to upgrade your house?