Me, who has resting nice face, colorful shirts, positive attitude, and is pleasant to all workers I pass: "Why do strangers talk to me?"
Me, with resting bitch face, always wears black, and can’t smile without looking insincere: “Why doesn’t anyone talk to me :( “
Me, with resting calm face, wears the strangest clothing combinations ever, and always looks like I’m busy studying: Why do people always talk to me when they want help on homework
Me, looking like a nerd, using a Pokémon backpack: why do strange awkward guys talk to me?
Me, always sitting alone, resting sad face, gives off cynical energy, still looks like a naive freshman: Why do random people keep trying to sell me religion all the time?