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a good omens au bc i made deceit look a lot like crowley in another post lol
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Shipping the sides is A-okay, but to me, they just have huge sibling energy
(this happens with me and my sisters TOO OFTEN)
Sometimes good parents make mistakes.
Trope where there’s one girl in a group of guys but then over the course of the series they all eventually realize that they’re trans and start transitioning and it turns out that all along it was one guy in a group of girls.
Every single time I say the phrase “I was classically trained in the art of multiple choice tests” everyone in the room who’s not a millennial laughs at my joke while all the other millennials in the room immediately look like they just walked in on a funeral by accident.
Things that are terrifying to me that I assume aren’t terrifying to cis people:
- Person looking at me as I figure out where the door is on this weird stall
- Person who was leaving the bathroom as I entered suddenly deciding now is a good time to go back and stand by the sink after they see me go in a stall
- Literally any middle aged to elderly person looking at me in public
- A small child old enough to talk staring at me in public
- Anyone who looks like the type to live on a farm or in a gated community staring at me in public
- Going clothes shopping
- Showing my government photo ID in any situation
- Laughing people leaving the restroom after they see me
- Shopping anywhere on the edge of town or in one of the surrounding rural towns
- People who knew me before the age of 18 being around when I introduce myself to new people
- Buying deodorant, soap, and shaving supplies in the store
- Walking out of a public restroom
Finally got around to watching the Barbie movie video.
I had very mixed feelings about it. Many of the feelings mixed in there were bad or confusing. Some, I assume, were good. I had to keep pausing the video to give myself a break from the nonsense. My brother was watching the video with me. At one point I paused it because I couldn’t take it and he said “It’s only been 11 minutes?!?!!?!”
I love this channel with all my heart but occasionally the content is like…
The only way I can describe it is that feeling you get when someone tells you an extraordinarily bad pun and you kind of love it but it’s also physically painful so you just want to smack them for saying it. It’s that feeling, but over and over again without pause or rest for forty minutes.