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Also, I'm Californian.these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right
Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school
And if you are in middle school you can sleep sound knowing that it’s only two or three years and then you’ll never have to deal with it again
Shipping the sides is A-okay, but to me, they just have huge sibling energy
(this happens with me and my sisters TOO OFTEN)
Sometimes good parents make mistakes.
Trope where there’s one girl in a group of guys but then over the course of the series they all eventually realize that they’re trans and start transitioning and it turns out that all along it was one guy in a group of girls.
Every single time I say the phrase “I was classically trained in the art of multiple choice tests” everyone in the room who’s not a millennial laughs at my joke while all the other millennials in the room immediately look like they just walked in on a funeral by accident.
Things that are terrifying to me that I assume aren’t terrifying to cis people:
Finally got around to watching the Barbie movie video.
I had very mixed feelings about it. Many of the feelings mixed in there were bad or confusing. Some, I assume, were good. I had to keep pausing the video to give myself a break from the nonsense. My brother was watching the video with me. At one point I paused it because I couldn’t take it and he said “It’s only been 11 minutes?!?!!?!”
I love this channel with all my heart but occasionally the content is like…
The only way I can describe it is that feeling you get when someone tells you an extraordinarily bad pun and you kind of love it but it’s also physically painful so you just want to smack them for saying it. It’s that feeling, but over and over again without pause or rest for forty minutes.
